Jump Jump: Zero Calorie Workout Game app for iPhone and iPad

Did you ever want to feel all the stress of working out without actually burning any calories?

Did you ever want to discover that youre really bad at exceedingly simple games?

Are you frustrated with the lack of options for rope simulation on the App Store?

Then you are in the right place!

Jump Jump: Zero Calorie Workout Game.

Try to jump rope. Unlock hats. Beat your friends with high scores. Dismiss video ads.

Not convinced? Here are some COMPLETELY FICTITIOUS PARODY reviews:

"I invented rope." —Kanye West, Rapper, entrepreneur, voice of a generation.

"Let me be clear: Michelle and I, we agreed that Sasha and Malia, after they eat their vegetables, they should jump rope for at least fifteen minutes a day. We CAN end obesity in America." — Barack Obama, President of the United States.

"I was jumping rope before you paid me to jump rope." —Matthew McConaughey, Academy Award-Winner.

"Do you know whats cooler than a million jumps? A billion jumps." —Sean Parker, entrepreneur, founder of napster.

"(singing) Dooo you waaaant to juuump some roooo-ooope?" —Princess Anna of Arendelle, 3D character from Disneys Frozen

"In order to move forward, we had to start from the beginning. Jump Jump: Zero Calorie Workout Game started with something simple, a rope, and asks, What if we jumped over this?" —Sir Jonathan Ive, lead designer at Apple, Inc.

"Bring me back my sailing rope you meddling kids!" —Captain Geoffrey M. Winston III, Newfoundland, Canada, sea captain.

Upcoming features:
- Double Dutch
- Brand New Unlockable Hats
- New Characters
- Even More Pixels